Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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