I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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