I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
just tell him i said nine months
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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