An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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