I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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