I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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