HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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