Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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