Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
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accomplished twins. life is a go
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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