So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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