I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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