His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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