i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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