I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
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Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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