are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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