Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Duck Duck Cougar?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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