this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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