so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
