Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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