My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
fuck your aforementioned shoe
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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