Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize
