i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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