You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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