He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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