You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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