He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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