Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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