My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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