Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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