Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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