morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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