She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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