so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Let's get the cat blown out
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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