Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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