...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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