using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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