do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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