I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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