S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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