So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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