Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just high enough for therapy.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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