Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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