Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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