Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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