Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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