BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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