Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
His hands were made for my vagina.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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