You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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