we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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