I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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