Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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