have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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