why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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