i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
Randomize
