And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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