I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
