..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
operation have a gay friend backfired
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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