SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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