Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Kiss
Puke
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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