Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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